Just when we thought the fighting might be over,
General Pain sent the extraordinarily strong Kameari Alpaca after us!
It looked like we were in real trouble,
but then, Malshina betrayed General Pain and beat him!
Plus, she kicked him out of the Delusion World!
We were able to beat Kameari Alpaca somehow,
but then the ultimate warrior Delu-Knight returned to life!
And worst of all...
Bad news, everyone!
The Super Sentai series... all of the Super Sentai series are gone!
Cease your babbling!
I'm going to eject you from the delusion, okay?!
They've escaped...
What is going on?!
Baaaack up. Are you saying Super Sentai doesn't exist anymore?!
Well, Sentai does kind of exist in a sense, but...
The Sunday morning 7:30 time slot is now the home of the Super Malshina Series!
Super Malshina Series?!
SUPER MALSHINA SERIES
Disaster Empress
Malshina
A city built upon delusion: Akihabara.
Created By
Hatte Saburo
There, three warriors who believed that pain is power
fought battles that existed entirely in their heads.
Producers
Hikasa Jun
Ishikawa Kei Mizuki Taku (Toei)
Yada Kohichi (Toei Agency)
And their story isn't over!
Screenplay
Arakawa Naruhisa
Our fates were united that day...
Music
Kawai Kenji
Akibare go, go!
Unofficial Sentai Akibaranger! Season 2 (Painful)!
Akibare go, go!
I've followed you from afar for so long (Akibaranger)
Akagi Nobuo AkibaRed
Wada Masato
Mimicking your moves, looking up to you through my life
Iwashimizu Luna AkibaBlue
Sawada Shione
So, once again, find the courage to march forward (Akibaranger)
Yokoyama Yuko AkibaYellow
Ogino Karin
Whether it's burning hot, freezing cold, or black as night, they'll be okay like cheap sushi!
Hakase Hiroyo
Uchida Maaya
The pain, the pain, the pain, of loving too much!
Mita Kozkoz
Aikawa Kozue
Awkward, awkward, awkward, awkwardly passionate!
Take ahold of your goddess-like armor
Nurse Hirata
Hirata Yuka
Delu-Knight's voice
Hiroaki Hirata
Get ready for an eternal embrace explosion! (Ka-boom!)
Malshina
Honoka
They're the extra warriors who aren't quite legends yet
Ushirozawa Tsuguo
Horikawa Ryo
They fight so hard to pay fiery tribute!
Fujita Fusayo
Ooshima Haruka
Wada Sanshiro
Only people who know this kind of pain can be this strong and kind
Opening Theme
Text, Composition:
Momoi Halko
Arrangement:
Kagojima Hiroaki
Vocals:
Momoi Halko feat. Yamagata Yukio and MoJo
Music Produced by:
Project.R
Akibaranger Season 2
The greatest ever (heheh) The craziest (heheh)
Action Director
Oohashi Akira
Oh yes, party time! (heheh) It's about to start (heh!)
A! Ki! Ba! Akibaranger!
Produced by
Toei
Toei Agency
Sorry about being so awkward! (Hey!)
EPISODE 11
DELUSIONAL GRAVEYARD
No way!
EPISODE 11
DELUSIONAL GRAVEYARD
"The latest entry in the series features The Ultimate Evil Empress, Malshina,
battling a Sentai Team to eradicate the dominant species on Earth?!"
The original series featured a long run of 84 episodes, Black Cross Queen Malshina...
After that was Crime Empress Malshina,
Dark Priestess Malshina and then...
The fourth entry was Extra-Dimensional Queen Malshina VS the Electric Sentai...
The fifth was Machine Empire Empress Malshina VS the Solar Sentai!
The star of each of the 37 series has consistently remained Malshina,
The Super Malshina Series is:
an extreme rarity among TV productions.
That must mean Malshina's grip on the Delusion World is bordering on absolute...
But why is this place still the same from before? It's a Sentai Cafe, after all!
That's true...
It should be a Malshina Cafe or something.
Look, something's happening!
Annihilated
All of a sudden, it's become a shrine to the official heroes!
In Mourning
Look at the sign! It says Secret Graveyard now!
So this... is a hero cemetery? Baa?
We're so sorry for your loss.
Oh, we really appreciate it!
Thank you for coming out, Miss.
Here, it's not much...
It looks like customers pay upfront now.
Please, come in.
I don't wanna hang out in a gloomy place like this! Baa!
We have to go back to the Delusion World and beat her...
Beat Malshina.
There you are, Akibarangers...
Well, we couldn't stand another second of seeing our beloved Super Sentai like that!
So we're baaack to fight you!
My lady.
Is that what you really want, though?
Are we really the threat here?
I really don't think we are.
Unofficial or not, we're a Sentai! It's obvious we'd fight bad guys!
Ah, but there was one Sentai where the last boss wasn't a threat to the Earth...
In Sentai? No way!
Oh, yes way. It was you, after all...
The Unofficial Sentai Akibaranger!
- What are you talking about?! - Baa baa!
Search your feelings. Call forth your lost memories.
Lost memories?
For instance, the one who was recruited by the Pentagon wasn't the original Blue, but you!
Me?! By the Pentagon?!
Baa... I just remembered something along those lines!
Why? I just remembered fondling your boobs once!
That's right. You were replaced by a handsome new Red,
and those two had to wear a stupid-looking uniform as part of his team!
She's right! The memories are flooding baaack!
You have to remember! Remember who's really behind all of this!
Baa...
That's right! It was all—
because of Hatte Saburo!
Then... this mark...
Am I going to lose my voice again?!
Manager!
That's right... we were dancing to Hatte Saburo's tune the whole time!
And when we tried to fight against him, we were cancelled!
I never let myself forget...
I debuted as the boss of the bad guys,
but then Dr. Z showed up and I was reduced to a pawn!
I swore I'd have my revenge!
This is your revenge?!
See, I had this crazy thought. Hatte sent a DVD to your reality, didn't he?
For Review
If you want a second season, watch this and figure out what you did wrong.
Hatte Saburo
Which means there's an entrance to Hatte's world in yours...
So why wouldn't there be an entrance to his world in this Delusion World?
Do you remember the classroom from the battle against Shimokitazawaascidiacea?
Your Delusion Power amplified immensely,
tearing open a hole in the fabric of our dimensions...
A hole that let me travel into your reality.
But there were two holes...
Hatte's World
Delusion World
Reality
The other one that I didn't enter, was the entrance to Hatte Saburo's world.
Does she mean like this?
I think so.
I traveled to Hatte Saburo's world...
...and waited for my chance.
And eventually...
That chance finally came.
It took lots of meticulous planning, but I found Hatte Saburo!
You met the real Hatte Saburo?!
As he lay there in his hospital bed, I could talk to him, prod him in the direction I so wished...
And I had him create Unofficial Sentai Akibaranger Season 2!
She's a monster!
But the new character Hatte subconsciously created, General Pain, was a nuisance...
After all, with that pesky respect he had for the series' history,
I was forced back into the role of a mere sub-character!
But that was a simple enough matter to turn to my advantage.
Each time monsters from the old enemy groups were defeated...
And every time the official Sentai heroes appeared...
I was able to travel to the worlds of those past Sentai,
and take them over.
Your so-called "defeat flags" helped me avoid defeat...
...leading the bad guys to victory every time.
And in the end, I even absorbed General Pain...
Allowing me to become the leader of every single villain faction!
That's how I reigned as the star for 37 years straight,
and even got myself in the Guinness Book of World Records!
We don't have to dance to Hatte's tune anymore.
Didn't I promise you? We could take our time...
A year? Maybe five?
I don't have to defeat you yet, Akibarangers! Let's have a bit of fun with this world!
Yeah, but you're still just gonna beat us in the end...
Screw that!
I'm not going to team with you for your sake!
Fools.
Shut up!
Let's go, guys!
Baa!
Dammit, can we really not beat him?!
Well Delu-Knight, you handle the rest.
As you wish.
Uh, let me tell you this before I kill you...
My family waits for me on my home planet.
Uh... my wife Delue, and my son Deltaro!
And our anniversary is coming up.
I will kill you to celebrate it!
Delu-Knight... tough luck, but you just lost!
What?!
You set off three defeat flags just now!
Three?!
First is an enemy commander saying "You handle the rest."
That's one!
Then... the cliche phrase of "Before I kill you..."
Two!
Then, talking about your future happiness in the middle of battle!
That's three!
He's right!
Really?
That's it! Your loss is assured now!
It's assured!
What are you babbling about?
Super Delusion!
Boom!
Glomp.
Penultimate Cannon-Bazooka, ready!
Fire!
This is impossible!
Manager, what is this?!
That's impossible...
How could our new weapon lose after he tripped so many defeat flags?!
You little fools...
You have no way to survive in this show anymore.
If you won't play nice with me, then die.
Cowards...
Hey, nerd! Yeah, you, watching the TV!
You're all fed up with Hatte Saburo's tyranny too, right?
Tired of your favorite actors suddenly being dropped from a show...
Tired of a bunch of dangling plot threads that never get resolved?
Tired of these re-tools that leave you asking "What is this garbage?!"
So I've taken over to fix it all.
And from now on, I'm the face of Sunday mornings on Asahi.
Ow ow ow ow, pain.
What's wrong with you all?
Cheer up!
I can't.
On the way here I saw something...
That one's great too!
Yeah, Ancient Witch Malshina is super cool!
I like her as the Dark Priestess!
I want to be Malshina when I grow up!
Yeah!
That's terrible! We have to stop her!
It's impossible...
Malshina has become more powerful than Hatte Saburo,
and he had total control over our fate!
No matter what anyone does, she has complete control over our world!
No...
Um... I think... I'm sorry, but I need to go.
Now that being in a Sentai can't be a stepping stone for me...
...there's no point in going on...
I'm sorry!
I'm afraid my husband has suddenly returned to Japan too.
Just now?!
Although that might be Malshina's doing, too...
There has to be something we can do!
If we all come up with a plan, maybe—
What the hell could there be?!
Hang in there, Hatte!
Malshina?
He's in bad shape...
Let me do it!
You can't die! If you don't live, then what happens to me?!
Akagi
Nobuo? Nobuo!
What is it, mom? Quit yelling!
Don't give me that! You're too old to mope around like this!
Get out of there and help around the house!
I don't feel like it!
The nyaoi collection I put my heart and soul into putting together...
It's all been replaced with Malshina books.
Maybe I should just give up on nyaoi...
Huhnya?
Your mother-in-law was in the yard, and let me in...
Luna-nya!
Hakase Hiroyo (Cell)
Hello, Akagi? Iwashimizu and Yokoyama are—
She's just trying to cheer me up...
Hey, this thing won't shut up! Turn it off or something!
We won't let nyou get away with this!
Get ready, Mr. Delu-Knight!
Let's go, Luna-nya!
Right!
Those two... why are they...?
You imbeciles! Did you truly think you stood a chance?
Even if we didn't, we'll still fight!
We could nyever, ever give up!
I'll finish you first.
Luna-nya is strong!
She's a heroine of the unofficial Sentai and will nyever give up!
The only reason I'm here to fight is because she—
Maybe unconsciousness will stop your yelping! What is this nonsense?
I... I thought about studying evil under Malshina for a bit, but I couldn't do it...
I couldn't stop thinking of the old man and Yuko's faces
when they were teaching me about the official Sentai.
Well then, let's test just how unshakable your resolve is!
It was just a plan for me to get popular as an idol...
Using them as a stepping stone...
I was so focused on that, but somehow...
Along the way, I figured out something far more important!
And I...
Now, I...
I just want to see everyone at Secret Base smiling again!
Because they've all taught me so much!
Pathetic! Trying to prove yourself as a heroine?
That's why...
Even if I...
Even if I'm alone—!
Persistent little wench...
Luna-nya!
Grand Delusion!
Bang!
Let me tell you... before I kill you!
That's—!
I'm going to make everyone happy again! Now that take!
Wait, Luna-nya!
What the heck...?
Fluke or not, I applaud you!
But it's over! Now learn your place!
I'm sorry... I guess I couldn't...
Old man!
Akagi! You came back to us!
Hakase... these guys are no good. They're useless.
- That's so mean, old man! - Luna-nya!
And putting the fight aside, I wanna ask you something, Hakase.
No... Hiroyo.
H-Hiroyo?!
Yeah... I wanna say it now.
Hiroyo...
Let's get married.
I'll wrap this fight up in a flash.
And then we'll have the ceremony in Hawaii.
A-Akagi, did you seriously just say that?!
You two are just in the way, so you can at least be my shield!
Old man?!
Nobu-nyan?!
Stop it! Using your allies as shields is a total defeat flag—!
I'll sacrifice you both as offerings for my victory!
What the-?
Akiba Red! Did he—?!
Nonsense!
Super Delusion!
Boom!
Glomp.
Combine!
Now before I kill you, let me tell you!
No!
It can't be!
Dan Jiro's real name is Murata Hideo!
Huh?!
My final attack!
Glomp-Moe Crusher!
BOOM BOOM BOOM!
There's no way your attack will have any effect!
Smack! And another smack!
Owww....!
What the...?!
Why... How—?!
He won... why?
I'm sorry, Blue, Yellow!
Luna, Yuko!
Old man...
I realized something...
Now that the Evil Empress is the star of the Delusion World,
defeat flags become victory flags...
So tripping defeat flags would be the only way to win...
And I needed to trip some defeat flags to beat him, so I had to be terrible to you two.
So that's what it was! Nyou're pretty good, Nobu-nyan!
We won, so you don't need to apologize!
You helped me realize the trick, Luna...
Hearing the two of you fighting so hard made me willing to fight again.
So I'm sorry... and thank you.
You're embarrassing us!
I'll applaud you for turning the fight around, but don't think you've won.
I'm still the star of the world!
Malshina! We're going to beat you!
And bring peace back to Sunday mornings!
Akagi and the others were amazing!
...What's wrong, manager?
What should I do, Kozkoz?
I just suddenly remembered...
A very big secret about myself.
Don't say anything, Kozkoz.
TO BE CONTINUED
Hear me, pathetic members of the human race!
I am Bandora, the most powerful witch who ever lived!
Today's Ending Theme
Dolla! ~Theme of the Witch Bandora~ ~ from "Dinosaur Sentai Zyuranger" (1992)
Lyrics: Fuyumori Kayoko Composition: KAZZ TOYAMA Vocals: Malshina (Honoka)
Do dora dora, do do dora dora!
Dodo-rara dodo-rara Bandora!
Do dora dora, do do dora dora!
Dodo-rara dodo-rara Bandora!
Take a look at this place,
there's nothing at all on the moon, it's empty!
Just the Bandora Palace where we don't need
meaningless babble about love and dreams!
It's so nice without all that clutter!
Do dora dora, do do dora dora!
Dodo-rara dodo-rara Bandora!
Do dora dora, do do dora dora!
Dodo-rara dodo-rara Bandora!
Suzumura Nobuhiro
Director
Dora!
It's finally time for the climax!
Which means—
Time for the new Aoi movie!
And a rare paid holiday for the Secret Cafe!
AKIBARANGER IS A WORK OF FICTION
Let's all go together!
Wow, really?!
Next time, on Akibaranger 2!
In theaters now! The obvious Aoi-tan masterpiece!
NEXT TIME
EPISODE 12
DELUSION APOSTLE
What about the climax?!