General Pain's Delusimport dragged us into the Delusion World,
which meant even when we were in trouble, we couldn't eject from the delusion!
They even swiped our penultimate powers, and just when we were on the brink of defeat...
A delusion about a second robot came to us at the last minute,
leading to a complete and total victory!
We were able to safely leave the delusion and return to reality...
And...
What the fudge?!
ON A SHORT BREAK
I think General Pain's nyot really conscious...
DELUSIONS! Mon, mon, mo-mon!
YET AGAIN! Wow, wow, wo—
I think the fact that we got even more delusional
somehow locked his consciousness in the Delusion World.
So he was using this to send the monster figurines he created into the Delusion World...
Although it doesn't seem to work anymore.
It's really weird, huh?
Why did some old white-faced guy have something extinctly like the Moe Moe Z-Cunes?
extinctly
You mean exactly...
exactly
Can you take a better look at it, Hakase?
I probably won't be able to find anything out soon, but...
Um... how long is he going to be in here?
Man, is he doing something fun on the other side?
That "Ahhh!" just now was kind of gross-cute, wasn't it?
Luna?
You mean gross-creepy!
When he wakes up, let's just talk some sense into him and send him home!
Well, this should make things peaceful again, at least.
And there's only three weeks left until the new Aoi-tan movie...
Time to get hyped up for it!
Nyeah!
Bang...
A city built upon delusion: Akihabara.
Created By
Hatte Saburo
There, three warriors who believed that pain is power
fought battles that existed entirely in their heads.
Producers
Hikasa Jun
Ishikawa Kei Mizuki Taku (Toei)
Yada Kohichi (Toei Agency)
And their story isn't over!
Screenplay
Arakawa Naruhisa
Our fates were united that day...
Music
Kawai Kenji
Akibare go, go!
Unofficial Sentai Akibaranger! Season 2 (Painful)!
Akibare go, go!
I've followed you from afar for so long (Akibaranger)
Akagi Nobuo AkibaRed
Wada Masato
Mimicking your moves, looking up to you through my life
Iwashimizu Luna AkibaBlue
Sawada Shione
So, once again, find the courage to march forward (Akibaranger)
Yokoyama Yuko AkibaYellow
Ogino Karin
Whether it's burning hot, freezing cold, or black as night, they'll be okay like cheap sushi!
Hakase Hiroyo
Uchida Maaya
The pain, the pain, the pain, of loving too much!
Mita KozKoz
Aikawa Kozue
Herself
Momoi Halko
Tazuko
Ueda Yuuki
Awkward, awkward, awkward, awkwardly passionate!
Take ahold of your goddess-like armor
Goddess Man
Kusao Takeshi
Nurse Hirata
Hirata Yuka
Delu-Knight's voice
Hiroaki Hirata
Kameari Alpaca/Tyrannoranger's voice
Tomokazu Seki
Get ready for an eternal embrace explosion! (Ka-boom!)
Malshina
Honoka
They're the extra warriors who aren't quite legends yet
General Pain Ushirozawa Tsuguo
Horikawa Ryo
They fight so hard to pay fiery tribute!
Fujita Fusayo
Ooshima Haruka
Wada Sanshiro
Only people who know this kind of pain can be this strong and kind
Opening Theme
Text, Composition:
Momoi Halko
Arrangement:
Kagojima Hiroaki
Vocals:
Momoi Halko feat. Yamagata Yukio and MoJo
Music Produced by:
Project.R
Akibaranger Season 2
The greatest ever (heheh) The craziest (heheh)
Action Director
Oohashi Akira
Oh yes, party time! (heheh) It's about to start (heh!)
A! Ki! Ba! Akibaranger!
Produced by
Toei
Toei Agency
Sorry about being so awkward! (Hey!)
EPISODE 10
DELUSIONAL PILLOWTALK
And so, the Deathdark Führer, Taboo became giant, and fought them himself...
EPISODE 10
DELUSIONAL PILLOWTALK
But, in spite of his supposed invincibility,
Taboo was still vulnerable to being struck in his giant eye...
And he was completely destroyed.
I found myself shouting at the TV!
Great Sentai Goggle Five
"How can your only weakness be so obvious?!", I said.
That's amazing, Master...
I'm glad that you're still here in this forsaken Delusion World with me...
Alright! Next will be a Jashinka!
It's finally time!
Stop teasing me...
Aoi-tan!
Soon I'll get to see your brand new look!
Wow, that's so cute!
Isn't she though?!
Especially the reaction you get when you poke her chest with your finger...
Wanna try poking my chest?
Because I guarantee you my reaction will be "interesting"!
General Pain was still out of it, but at least some semblance of peace had returned.
What should my catchphrase be?
1+2=Sun VuLuna!
No, no, no...
Even after the 27th time... you're still amazing!
Oh, I forgot to mention this, but with the Evoliens...
It's critical that the "o" sound follows naturally from the "v".
Vo Vo Vo Vo! Like that.
Oh no! I spent all day in bed talking again...
There are other things I must attend to, yet...!
It's okay.
If we can't find a way to return you to reality,
why not try making a monster on this side?
I never let my prey escape me...
It's so squishywishy, it's quishyshiwy!
Kozkoz, the Aoi-tan Curry's selling great!
Great news, huh?
Yes! I'm glad I was finally able to nail down the recipe.
Nanananana, Go-On!
Good work on your mission, Pink!
What would you...?
It's Mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-
Hello, I'm Momoi Halko.
I have to say this place is great!
I really love this atmosphere.
Sentai is really great, huh?
You really mean it?!
I've thought of shutting this place down so many times but... now I'm glad I didn't!
Well, I've heard my friends talk about how great this place is,
Please don't touch
But... what's that?
That's uh, under construction...
That's gotta be some spoilerific Kyoryu thing, am I right?
Let me see!
- Kozkoz! - Right!
She's good.
I've just received the perfect inspiration!
A new monsterkins from the organization that gave the Akibarangers so much trouble...
Guerrilla Marketers
Redone in my style!
I'm sure that with all of your passion poured into it,
it will take the form of the exact monster you've imagined, Master.
You're such a blessing, Malshina! Come here!
From now on, I'll call you Chimera, if you like...
Science Sentai Dynaman
It's an honor, but I'm still just Malshina...
How are you feeling, Mr. Hatte?
Let me check your pulse.
What's the matter?
Your usual nurse, Malshina?
She's off today, but don't worry, she'll be back tomorrow.
Presiding Doctor:
Saitou Katsuichi,
Cardiologist
Hatte Saburo
I've done it... finally...
Monsterkins...
It's time!
Aw, man!
No one has ever seen anything like this...
A new breed of monsterkins!
He's making monsters on the other side?
I guess that means he hasn't given up yet.
Yuko, Iwashimizu, you two should be careful too.
We will.
Maybe it's a good thing we were bored and ended up coming to Akihabara like we do every week!
Ladies, can I bother you for a moment?
What's this about? You seem kinda shady.
Did you drop this plastic spatula?
Or was it this solid gold—solid gold—solid gold—?
It was this one, of course!
For goodness' sake!
You fell for it!
Owww!
Don't you realize how important an idol's face is?!
My nuts...!
Let's do it, Yuko!
Right!
Grand Delusion!
Bang!
It was just a little headbutt!
You!
What is it this time?! A Hades Beast?! A Galactic Warrior?!
My name is Kameari Alpaca!
Kameari Pain
A neighborhood and an animal? That's a fresh naming scheme!
Uh... something about that design...
I see you were brazen enough to show up again, Akibaranger!
General Pain...
Behold! In spite of its ridiculous and cute design, it retains the fearsomeness of a Section Chief!
I get it... so you based this one on Guerrilla Marketing Firm B's Section Chiefs!
This miraculous sense of unity that would make anyone think it came from the same designer...!
Pretty impressive, General Pain!
You can be impressed later!
I was hoping things would stay peaceful, but here you are again!
There was no way I would let it end like that!
Kameari Alpaca! Show them the power of my greatest creation!
Leave it to me!
Bring it on, Akiba brats!
When it comes to bonus comics that come in Sentai encyclopedias, my favorite's Bioman!
The part where Pink and Yellow's clothes get shredded...
Akiba Red!
What encyclopedia do you mean?
Well, I don't know, so I can't recommend anything!
Akiba Blue!
My mother-in-law has lent me some new otaku material,
so now I've been looking at 40-year-old TV and manga—
Pain is power!
Ready?
Unofficial—
Ow!
...Ranger!
Old man!
Looks like I kicked some this time.
You punks!
Man, forget about it.
What's the big idea? Loafing around during a battle!
Yeah!
I'm trying to say I could beat you guys while loafing around and picking my nose.
Ew! What was that?!
Up! And up! And off you go!
Are you alright?
So weak! This is seriously pathetic.
He's too old for getting kicked around like this!
Old?!
What are you aiming at?
Blue!
If you want to get me, you better aim riiiight here...
Pew!
He shot himself in the chest...?
Are you... are you—?!
Are you stupid or something?!
Yeah, totally—wait, no!
I guess a rookie wouldn't understand...
Listen, Blue...
This is a pretty common tactic of tough enemies, especially ones written by Inoue.
They create weaknesses for themselves so that they can enjoy battling with the heroes.
It proves how confident they are!
If you don't like it, then hit me with your best shot!
If you can beat me with your most powerful attack, I'll give you a little credit!
Listen here! This is our Delusion World!
Let's charge up our delusion power and take him down!
Suits me just fine, fool!
Most Respected Official Hero Series #1:
Deka Yellow!
Alright Chief Fuzzy-wuzzy...
Let's handle you with a boom!
This is finally getting interesting!
Then I'll go next! #2!
The yellow lady with the Kyushu accent!
Bursting with courage, AbareYellow!
I'm bursting like a volcano!
That doesn't quite seem right... also: you're Blue.
Ptera, ptera, ptera!
Ptera ptera!
Ptera ptera ptera!
Ptera ptera~
Akagi, we should get going.
GlompGlomp Z-Bang!
Boom!
So that was where the replica Aoi I created came from...
I had no idea it was his equipment.
But this flow of events... is most welcome!
Super Delusion!
Boom!
Glomp!
Good! Just a bit further!
When his delusion power reaches its apex...
Akibaranger 2!
Ow ow ow ow ow, pain.
Time to finish this battle!
Glomp Slash!
Wait!
You can't fight them! It's a trap!
What?!
General Pain's been talking in his sleep...
Once your delusional power reaches its apex,
the wall between the Delusion World and reality is going to be broken down!
The wall will break down?
You mean that they'll show up in reality and start causing trouble there?!
Precisely!
It's all thanks to your wealth of delusions!
Only possible with your painful degree of nerdiness!
What can we do?!
I have a cunning plan!
What is it?
Let's run away!
Good point.
I think not!
Come forth, Malshina!
Good evening. The show is only just beginning.
What?!
Just wait and see.
Alpaca!
You got it!
Go get 'em, Alpacutter!
Hey! What are you doing?!
Welcome home.
You fool! Be more careful!
Malshina, Kameari Alpaca needs to be punished!
Right..."Master".
T-This is...
It's the same as General Kar's defeat! How careless of me!
Science Sentai Dynaman
Y-You wench! Why?!
Tough luck for you.
When I said this Section Chief can break down the wall between the Delusion World and reality?
All lies!
W-what?!
I just wanted that microphone gone, so I could be free from your control...
That's why I had you make Kameari Alpaca here.
Curse you!
That was what you were after?!
Oh, not just that...
The reason I slept with you so much was
so I could steal all your knowledge on Super Sentai villains.
That's...!
That's like the talismans that were placed on Sae and the others
in the Gaoranger VS Hurricanger V-Cinema,
so that the Jakanja could steal their biological data!
Good exposition!
And this is the final touch...
I'll take all your remaining knowledge.
St...stop!
My... most precious wisdom... is being taken!
And we're all done. Now why don't you...
Get lost.
Damn it all!
The dreams... of the evil dream warrior... shattered—
This is bad. Get the EC ready!
Right!
Hang in there, Mr. Hatte!
Come on, Mr. Hatte!
Mr. Hatte!
- Try and hold together! - Can you hear us?
Why do I look like this...?!
Can I use your bathroom for a minute?
It's right back there...
Thank you so much.
Thanks again.
I... didn't cause any trouble, did I?
Oh, no!
My name is Ushirozawa.
He's kind of dark without all the makeup...
And short.
Even if I don't remember what I did, I'm terribly sorry for bothering you.
Well, if you'll excuse me.
Oh, miss...
Is your left molar giving you any trouble?
It is!
You should have it looked at, soon.
If you don't have a regular, I can recommend a good dentist.
Well, pardon me.
General Pain... I'll never forget you!
You always got me fired up!
Every time I got to fight your new monsters from old Sentai enemies...!
Enough about that nonsense.
I'm your real enemy.
And this time, I'm fighting for real.
Dark Delusion!
Bang~!
Kameari Alpaca!
You got it!
I've got no mercy, even for women and kids!
That is true respect for equality!
Yellow!
Yellow! Blue!
Alright... let's work together, and take him down first!
Right!
You think you can beat me, with the kind of power you've shown so far?
If that stuff about the wall between the Delusion World and reality wasn't true...
Then we can fight as hard as we want!
Guys! It's time to use the penultimate powers like we've never used them before!
Right!
Luna!
Penultimate Powers Like We've Never Used Them Before!
The official heroes...!
Use our powers like you've never used them before!
Six?!
Penultimate Cannon-Bazooka, ready!
That's cheating, Akibaranger!
Penultimate Cannon-Bazooka, fire!
Alright!
Yay yay yay!
That's...!
That hole... what is it?
You all fell for it! Kameari Alpaca's weak spot...
It was also the keyhole to open the gateway to darkness.
What?!
With this open, I can bring back the ultimate warrior...
Just watch.
Delu-Knight?!
I apologize for the delay, Lady Malshina.
It's been a while...
I'm going to work you hard, so get ready.
Your wish is my command.
Now that I've been resurrected with this newfound power, I am your humble servant.
Well, let's start by having you get rid of them.
As you wish.
Delusion Mirage!
He's strong...
Bad news, everyone!
The Super Sentai series... all of the Super Sentai series are gone!
TO BE CONTINUED
Today's Ending Theme
Do I just imagine? ~ from "Electronics Sentai Megaranger" (1997)
Lyrics: Hatte Saburo Composition: Fuuga Naoto Vocals: General Pain (Horikawa Ryo)
When I'm feeling sad, when I'm about to cry,
I hear a sound from my Digitizer
I try to respond like I'm feeling okay,
but I can't hide the truth from you
I just get a soft voice saying "It's okay, talk to me"
And do I just imagine this warmth at my wrist?
Do I just imagine that you're here beside me?
Even the smallest encouragement
Falls softly on my ears
Like the first words I ever heard
Suzumura Nobuhiro
Director
- It's Nobuo! - And Luna!
We're almost on the last episode! Did you forget to do anything?
Please note: This person is Mr. Ushirozawa.
I never really did any idol-ish things, did I?
Please note: This person is Mr. Ushirozawa.
AKIBARANGER IS A WORK OF FICTION
Wouldn't that be a waste of my characterization?
Eh, not really.
I didn't perform at any concerts, or hold any fan meets...
NEXT TIME
EPISODE 11
DELUSIONAL GRAVEYARD
Next time on Akibaranger 2!
Next time I will throw a concert!