Get yourselves a comfortable seat, and take a good look at this!
Now, the stage is set for our final battle!
That's...
Behold, the true purpose behind my creation!
That's impossible!
We will dominate this world,
and fulfill the ultimate ambition of the Guerrilla Marketers!
Hold it right there!
We won't let you guys push our world around!
We'll... we'll never surrender!
We're nyever gonna lose!
Good job!
GoGo Sentai, Boukenger!
Birdman Sentai, Jetman!
Sentai Police, Dekaranger!
The official heroes!
Now, Chief!
Bouken Javelin!
Radial Hammer!
Bird Blaster!
Let's get 'em, partner!
I'm not your partner!
This isn't ov—
Hang in there, guys!
Come on, Itasha!
Change into robo mode!
Sasaki Ponpoko Delivery
This dream again?
Maybe I'll head over to Secret Base for a drink...
So we got into a rush while floating in our sea of delusion,
Created By
Hatte Saburo
and we didn't quite iron out all the details, but...
Our three ignoble warriors still hope that you're happy to see them!
Producers
Hikasa Jun
Ishikawa Kei Mizuki Taku (Toei)
Yada Kohichi (Toei Agency)
They are...
Screenplay
Arakawa Naruhisa
Nyanyanyanya, Lalalala...
Music
Kawai Kenji
Lalala, lalala...
Akibare go, go!
Unofficial Sentai Akibaranger! Season 2 (Painful)!
Akibare go, go!
Lalalalalalala, lalalalalalala...
Akagi Nobuo Former AkibaRed
Wada Masato
Nananana, nananana, nananana NAH nanana, lalalalala...
Aoyagi Mitsuki Former AkibaBlue
Hinami Kyooko
So, once again, lalalala lalalalah....
Moegi Yumeria (Cosplay Name) Former AkibaYellow
Ogino Karin
Whether it's burning hot, freezing cold, or black as night, they'll be okay like cheap sushi!
Hakase Hiroyo
Uchida Maaya
The pain, the pain, the pain, nanananana!
Mita KozKoz
Aikawa Kozue
Tazuko
Ueda Yuuki
Awkward, awkward, awkward, nanananana!
Lalalala lah lah, lalalala lah lah lalalah...
Delu-Knight's voice
Hirata Hiroaki
Kamio Yuu Ishizuka Yoshiyuki
Nananana, nanananana!
Officials' voices
Seki Tomokazu Kusao Takeshi Nakagawa Akiko
Chiefs' voices
Hamada Kenji Midorikawa Hikaru Kuroda Takaya
(And now, here's the chorus.)
Nanananana, nanannanana.... nanana, nananana!
Malshina
Honoka
They fight so hard to pay fiery tribute!
Fujita Fusayo
Ooshima Haruka
Wada Sanshiro
NAH nananananah, nananah... nananana, nananana!
Opening Theme
Text, Composition, Humming: Momoi Halko
Akibaranger Season 2
~but just a demo version~
The greatest ever! The craziest!
Action Director
Oohashi Akira
Oh yes, party time! It's about to start!
A! Ki! Ba! Akibaranger!
Produced by
Toei
Toei Agency
Sorry about being so awkward! (Hey!)
EPISODE 1
DELUSION WARS
Red.
Red!
RED!
EPISODE 1
DELUSION WARS
We're in the red again...
Sup.
Hey, it's been a while!
Where have you been?
How's stuff been? You hear from the others?
Well, everyone's pretty busy these days.
So, have you seen all the Z-Cune Aoi movies yet? W, X, and Y!
Naturally.
Geez... they call them compilation movies, but they keep adding new stuff!
I just couldn't resist finding out what they added!
Man, the all-new, all-original movie Z... I wish it was out already!
Ever since we wrapped production on it, I've felt so frustrated!
I can't wait until people see all the surprises in store for them!
Oh, uh, nothing...
I mean, I bet that's what it's like! Right?
Three months until it hits theaters... it's so far away.
And it's been nine months since it all started.
Now that I think about it, it was a real mess... but a lot of fun.
Yeah.
I actually had a dream about fighting Malshina, not long ago.
I had one like that recently, too.
It was a dream about when I scouted you all!
When we first met, even you actually thought
that I was looking for actors to be in the new official Sentai!
Well of course.
I was pretty shocked when you first gave me the Moe Moe Z-Cune and I actually transformed.
And when you all entered the Delusion World...
You fought the Guerrilla Marketers and the Shibuya Uroleuconpicridis!
And behind him was the chief of urban redevelopment, Malshina...
I'm impressed you saw through that.
She was totally the kind of va-va-voom femme female villain my imagination would cook up...
Oh, so I have no sex appeal, I see how it is!
That's not what I meant!
Besides, I never gave into her temptations.
We were able to successfully beat our first sub-section chief!
Stupid jerks!
I've returned to duty!
Kozkoz! Still dancing?
You bet I am!
But that reminds me... about how you retired, almost as soon as you had started!
I've got no excuses!
If it's all just a delusion, then what's the point of fighting enemies?!
You didn't realize that being able to transform into a hero in the Grand Delusion
relied on the strength of your feelings.
I was a real dope for not understanding why you picked me.
Thanks to that, I made a lot of trouble for Mitsuki and Yumeria.
That's true.
There was that guy who looked exactly like Shibuya Uroleuconpicridis except for his gold tooth,
Uroleuconnigrotuberculatum, and he was too much for them to handle.
Deka Red...
I'm still amazed when how I think about, how at just the right time,
I was pointed at by Deka Red in reality!
O-oh yeah, that!
Your righteous sense of justice probably made that vision appear to you! Right?!
For a while after that...
You guys kept coming up with new ways to fight.
Yep, you've got that right!
Here you go.
Gon, Safari, Dino...
...this isn't any of those.
It's a test item from the new menu!
Aoi-tan curry!
There was that time we got sloppy drunk, so we could be more powerful...
And it did help us become more deluded, but...
When the fighting started, you and Moegi were both too much of a mess.
Then again, it was that mess that helped tap into Aoyagi's true strength.
I guess it worked out alright!
And Malshina kept on blasting me, while pretending to be Sayaka...
And while we were keeping her busy, Mitsuki...
She put on this really skimpy catgirl costume,
and beat Kabukichoargynnissagana, right?
According to the only witness, Moegi...
It seems... there was a white—
"Swimsuit, and it was sexy like underwear, oh man!"
She did a drawing of it, too.
Seriously?!
Here.
I wish I could've seen that!
Thanks to this, we were able to get the penultimate power of Boukenger.
And we defeated Kabukichoargynnissagana!
Bouken Shovel!
Moegi's fujoshi-powered delusions were pretty incredible, too.
Yeah! That was a great one!
That's really playing dirty!
I get the feeling that the Moe Moe Z-Cunes are becoming more powerful,
both in the delusions and in reality...
Maybe.
It really is a piece of super technology.
Your Dad is really impressive, being able to make something like that.
We could probably figure out some of its mysteries if we could talk to him.
But the advanced giant robot he's working on at MIT
is almost ready to go into testing... so I don't want to bother him.
And because I became more delusional,
Blastosaur Sentai Abaranger
Evil Life Form Evolien Apostle of Destruction
JEANNE
I got to see all of these amazing things!
Blastosaur Sentai Abaranger
Evil Life Form Evolien Apostle of Dawn
LIJE
Blastosaur Sentai Abaranger
Evil Life Form Evolien Apostle of Dawn
LIJEWEL
Full Blast Action!
What? What things?
Sentai Police Dekaranger The Movie
Special Policewoman from Planet Leslie
MARI GOLD
Uh... nothing... just the enemies in cosplay, trying to attack us.
Dreaming of traffic safety!
Racing Sentai Carranger
Racing Girl
WHITE RACER
Guys! Over here!
Ninja Wind Sentai Hurricanger
Space Ninja Corps Jakanja First Spear
FURABEEJO
Not bad at all!
Akibaranger is nothing to fear with a member gone.
Then there was the time Malshina disguised herself as Akiba Blue!
Not to mention the sudden development after that!
What?!
Beware of this suspicious man!
H-Hey, I'll give you some candy, so...
...do you mind coming with me for a sec?
He's been known to approach young boys
NO DELUSIONS ALLOWED
Pervert!
That was when the new enemy commander, Delu-Knight appeared!
I am no mere pervert!
No delusions!
Alright, fine!
But in reality, Mitsuki—who said she was in Izu, at a training camp...
was really headed to a special Aoi event, when she caught some unwanted attention!
Are you Mitsuki Aoyagi?
Come along quietly!
...why?
Shoot!
For some reason, things really started to change after that...
Yeah.
Delu Knight brought those sub-section chiefs back from hell,
and they were way tougher than before!
But as we were in trouble, Yumeria's mom showed up to help.
She even transformed and fought with us!
Plus, Aoyagi had a really miraculous encounter, too!
Toei Delusional Studio
Greek Pillars
That's right!
She met the legendary action star who played the most classic Reds of any suit actor!
She got special training from the elder statesman of the action world, Niibori Kazuo!
Whoosh, bang, right!
That's how she was able to defeat Malshina's blood brother, Shimokitazawaascidiacea!
But thanks to that, Malshina got super pissed-off...
Malshina... everything is ready.
And after that, we got hit with the biggest surprise of all.
One of us was scouted by the Pentagon...
Akibaranger 2!
Owowowow, pain!
One of us was scouted by the Pentagon...
...our Mitsuki.
What is it now?
Um... it's the Pentagon.
The Pentagon?!
The American Department of Defense.
They want to hire Mitsuki!
Hello, this is Kozkoz...
Nono...
Are you sure, Pentagon?
They saw all of you on the news, and then launched an independent investigation.
"Ms. Aoyagi's fighting technique is razor-sharp..."
They want to welcome you as a part of their staff?!
Incredible!
That's awesome, Mitsuki! The American Department of Defense!
It's so amazing! You're the pride of Akihabara.
And right after that...
Delu-Knight started his major offensive in the Delusion World.
Malshina...
Get yourselves a comfortable seat, and take a good look at this!
Now, the stage is set for our final battle!
Behold, the true purpose behind my creation!
Open, gateway to the dark void!
That's...
No way!
Kabukichoargynnissagana.
Shibuya Uroleucon...nigrotuber...culatum.
Monzen-Nakachobalaenicepsrex.
I've opened a gateway from this world to hell!
No matter how many times you are defeated, you will return!
We will dominate this world,
and fulfill the ultimate ambition of the Guerrilla Marketers!
Hold it right there!
We won't let you guys push our world around!
We'll... we'll never surrender!
We're nyever gonna lose!
Let's go!
Get them!
Ready for me to take you to heaven?
Gotcha, heheh.
Hey, wait!
Gotta cover that bear!
Okay guys! Akibaranger attack!
Right!
Go!
Catch!
There you go!
My neck... my neck!
Good job!
The official heroes?!
The Fiery Adventurer!
BoukenRed!
The Speeding Adventurer!
BoukenBlack!
The Soaring Adventurer!
BoukenBlue!
The Strong Adventurer!
BoukenYellow!
The Diving Adventurer!
BoukenPink!
The indomitable spirit of adventure!
GoGo Sentai...
Camera, camera, camera!
Mitsuki, let's pose with the Boukenger!
Boukenger!
Come on, come on!
Yeah! Attack!
One! Hating cold-blooded evil!
Two! Pursuing puzzling cases!
Three! Investigating with futuristic science!
Four! Hunting down vicious space criminals...
Five! ...and punishing them, with haste!
Sentai Police...
Dekaranger!
Super cool and perfect!
Red Hawk!
Black Condor!
Yellow Owl!
White Swan!
Blue Swallow!
Birdman Sentai...
Jetman!
Ready and—
Yeah!
Oh, sorry, I blinked on that one...
Ready and—
Yeah!
She got it...
Alright, we need to do ours too!
Right.
When it comes to crossovers, my favorite is Turboranger's! ...first episode.
Akiba Red!
Akiba...
Blue!
So lately, surprisingly, I've been kind of interested in the 3D side of things...
Pain is power!
Ready?
Unofficial Sentai, Akibaranger!
And...
Together, we are the Penultimate Sentai!
Akibaranger! We shall fight alongside you!
Right! Thank you!
Okay, battle time!
Oh man, this is awesome, it's like I'm AkaRed!
Finally... finally... it's our turn to shine!
- Yay! - Alright!
Time for some BL Payback!
D-Magnum!
Sorry!
And so, our battle raged on, for exactly three days and seven hours.
Morning, noon, and night! Day after day!
Radial Hammer!
Bouken Javelin!
As each new morning came, we kept fighting!
Foood...
In the end—
Bringer Sword!
Hip Attack!
You insolent fools!
As long as the door to darkness is open,
they can return and fight as long as they want!
Akibaranger! Use our penultimate powers!
Deka Cuffs!
Bouken Shovel!
Jet Winger!
Unofficial Combination!
Ready! Penta-Penultimate Cannon!
Penta-Penultimate Cannon, Fire!
What?!
Impossible!
But, this isn't ov—
- We got him! - Right.
Aw nyeah!
But then Malshina showed up inside of the Dark Guerrilla Marketer Fortress Robot!
Hang in there, guys!
Come on, Itasha!
Change into robo mode!
Hold it!
Your rampage is finished, Malshina!
I think I'm going to crush your pitiful, awkward little robot beneath my heel!
Tsun Sword!
Dere Sword!
Tsun! Tsuntsun!
But we'll never use our Dere Sword with you!
Tsun, tsun, tsun, tsun!
Keep things tsun, people!
Tsun, tsun, tsun!
We're gonna have to use our super special final weapon!
Shoots-From-The-Head Beam!
Fire!
Self-Destruct Button
You had better not think you've won!
I... I've—!
Eat that!
And so, our long, yet somehow abrupt, battle came to an end.
And then...
Aoyagi...
Mitsukinyan...
Mitsuki...
Mitsuki. Good luck!
Goodbye.
Don't catch a cold!
Take a bath every day!
And don't forget to brush your teeth!
It's going to be lonely without her.
That's true.
Actually, I've got some things to take care of, myself...
So you might nyot see me around for a while.
Really?
Why? What kind of things?
Well...
I'll tell you when I'm back! Look forward to it, nyokay?
I see...
I guess everyone's got stuff to take care of.
Guess I'm back to being a regular delivery boy.
It's been nine months since then...
And nothing's really happened... just time passing by.
That's true.
Akagi!
She's here!
Quit lollygagging around here!
Good work on your mission!
And quit acting like I'm a monster!
Come on! You've got a delivery that'll let you see her again today.
But Sayaka moved to Bhutan to help with her uncle's company...
Bhutan
Going there is so boring now—
Knock off your stupid jabbering and get going, you numbskull!
Aw, man!
I'm practically out of places where I can hide from Tazuko!
Even if it was a housewife, why can't any of our customers be like Ozu Urara from Magiranger?!
Akibalaser
No way!
That most legendary of Super Sentai...
Shining with the radiance of the stars!
Akibaranger
This is a once in a decade chance!
Don't miss out!
W-w-w-w-what?!
That most legendary of Super Sentai...
Shining with the radiance of the stars!
Akibaranger
This is a once in a decade chance!
Don't miss out!
That most legendary of Super Sentai...
Shining with the radiance of the stars!
Akibaranger
This is a once in a decade chance!
Don't miss out!
Akibaranger
This is a once in a decade chance!
Don't miss out!
That most legendary of Super Sentai...
Shining with the radiance of the stars!
Akibaranger
This is a once in a decade chance!
Don't miss out!
That most legendary of Super Sentai...
Akibaranger
This is a once in a decade chance!
Don't miss out!
That most legendary of Super Sentai...
Shining with the radiance of the stars!
Akibaranger
This is a once in a decade chance!
Don't miss out!
That most legendary of Super Sentai...
Shining with the radiance of the stars!
Akibaranger
This is a once in a decade chance!
Don't miss out!
That most legendary of Super Sentai...
Shining with the radiance of the stars!
Akibaranger
This is a once in a decade chance!
Don't miss out!
That most legendary of Super Sentai...
Shining with the radiance of the stars!
Akibaranger
This is a once in a decade chance!
Don't miss out!
That most legendary of Super Sentai...
Shining with the radiance of the stars!
Akibaranger
This is a once in a decade chance!
Don't miss out!
That most legendary of Super Sentai...
Shining with the radiance of the stars!
Akibaranger
This is a once in a decade chance!
Don't miss out!
That most legendary of Super Sentai...
Shining with the radiance of the stars!
Akibaranger
This is a once in a decade chance!
Don't miss out!
That most legendary of Super Sentai...
Akibaranger
This is a once in a decade chance!
Don't miss out!
That most legendary of Super Sentai...
Shining with the radiance of the stars!
Akibaranger
This is a once in a decade chance!
Don't miss out!
That most legendary of Super Sentai...
Shining with the radiance of the stars!
Akibaranger
This is a once in a decade chance!
Don't miss out!
That most legendary of Super Sentai...
Akibaranger
This is a once in a decade chance!
Don't miss out!
That most legendary of Super Sentai...
Shining with the radiance of the stars!
Akibaranger
This is a once in a decade chance!
Don't miss out!
Shining with the radiance of the stars!
Akibaranger
This is a once in a decade chance!
Don't miss out!
We're counting on you, Akiba Blue!
Our hero, Akiba Red!
Idol to all, Akiba Yellow!
Our hero, Akiba Red!
Koro-chan Pack 001 Akibaranger
Awesome! When?! Why?!
Uh, excuse me!
Is this stuff about Akibaranger being a Super Sentai for real?!
Doll sign: Hey guys! It's been a while!
Let me guess, my friend... you're not too familiar with Sentai, are you?
Look, I'm not bragging or anything,
but I am probably one of the top three most knowledgeable people about Sentai in Japan!
Well, then why wouldn't you know about them?
The 17th Super Sentai, Akibaranger.
Only a dunce wouldn't know!
A dunce! A dunce!
Number 17?!
Goren, JAKQ, Fever, Denji,
Sun Vul, Goggle, Dyna, Bio,
Change, Flash, Mask, Live,
Turbo, Five, Jet, Zyu,
- Akiba! - Dai!
It's Akiba!
Don't you mean Dairanger?!
What kind of stupid knockoff name is that?!
Knockoff?!
Now that I look, it doesn't say Unofficial Sentai at all.
Five-Star Sentai Akibaranger?!
Five-Star Sentai
Akibaranger
What's going on here?!
Now we're official heroes, and our show is a legendary masterpiece?!
TO BE CONTINUED
Covered in licensed accessories,
traveling through the promised land
The passion in our veins
The passion!
In our veins!
spurs us on to action!
We fight on, eyes forward
We are all still kids
We are all!
Still kids!
when it comes to Sunday morning TV!
Heading to an event for a new movie,
surrounded by families
Even if you're all alone, what the—?! You're not alone!
A suitably super Super Sentai!
Whenever there's a new robot out, we buy it right away!
Buy it! (Buy it all!)
We might get into super trouble after we do
But when it hurts, don't worry, be happy!
Tasaki Ryuta
Director
It's Nobuo!
And Yumeria!
Akibaranger Painful is finally underway!
That's not how it's pronounced!
Looks like we're all powered up, too!
Tilt
Already?!
Could this mean...
Could it mean—?
AKIBARANGER IS A WORK OF FICTION
I'm finally gonna find a wife!
Not gonna happen.
Next time on Akibaranger Painful!
NEXT TIME
EPISODE 2
CHINESE DELUSIONS
- The pain! - Did we always do the episode titles?