Hi everybody! I'm Akiba Red, of the Unofficial Sentai Akibaranger.
We're superheroes, who are standing up to defend Akihabara from an evil marketing organization!
Eh? What do you mean, "That's just a delusion!"?
Who cares! Our delusions are awesome!
The real Deka Red even said he was waiting for me!
So I'll fight on! I'll fight until we become an official Sentai!
Even if he ran into someone wearing this right before it happened...
I didn't think it was possible for official heroes to appear in the world of the Grand Delusion.
The power of delusion... there's still so much about it that I don't understand.
Huh? Where's Akagi?
I nyaven't seen him today.
Maybe he's at work?
Of all the... I still needed to talk to him.
Hang on!
You think it's a girl?
A girl calling Akagi? No way, no how!
It's probably just his otaku crap...
This is Red. Is there trouble?
Uh, not exactly...
I just wanted to talk about what's next on the agenda.
Are we gonna go look for Green or Black?
Nope.
Aw, come on...
Have you been drinking?
Yeah, just a bit after work.
Is it really okay for a wannabe Sentai hero to go out drinking?
Aren't you supposed to set a good example for all the little kids?
Don't be an idiot!
Among the official heroes is Black Condor, Yuuki Gai, a manly badass who loves to go out drinking!
So having a couple beers is absolutely fine!
I'll come by tomorrow, alright?
Huh? Mr. Ponpoko?
SA~YA~KA!!!
G-g-g-good evening.
W-w-what a coincidence to run into you here.
Yeah, I'm meeting some co-workers for drinks.
So, if you'll excuse me...
God has blessed me! To think, I've run into her while we're both off work...
It's like the first episode of a trendy drama!
So, what's your boyfriend like, Sayaka?
What?! A b-b-b-b-b-boyfriend?!
We were thinking of asking you for romantic advice,
because you seem like you'd know what you're talking about.
Yeah, that's right!
A boyfriend...
Well, I don't have one.
Seriously?!
Seriously?!!!
This could be... it just might be...
I've triggered a flag for romance!
Hey! Can I get a pitcher of beer over here?
A pitcher?!
A tiny paradise amidst a sea of skyscrapers: Akihabara.
There we find three warriors who believe that pain is power,
and who fight battles that exist entirely in their heads.
They are...
Unofficial Sentai... Akibaranger!
Kouya susabu reppu wa
A burning gaze stirs the air
Hoshi no koe ka doukoku ka
Does the planet's voice tremble with fear?
Tashika ni tatta yuusha e no geki ka
Looks like it's the beginning of a heroic adventure!
Kizu moshi wo mo itowanai
They're not afraid of being hurt or killed
Nikuki aku wo uteru nara
When it's time to shoot down the hated enemy
Sange no kigai
Brace for spectacular failure,
Guren no hi e tobikome
and throw yourself into a crimson inferno!
Denkou eiri da
The mysterious heroes of Electric Town!
(We Are Akibaranger!)
Shouri no flag wo tatero
Trigger the flag for victory!
A! A! Abunakatta
A! A! Ah, that was close...
Ki! Ki! Keyboard ni
Ki! Ki! Take your keyboard and
Ba! Ba! Bakusui yodare ga tareteta
Ba! Ba! Bash into it as you crash asleep and drool everywhere!
A! A! Anchi no resu
A! A! Already mad about hateful posts
Ki! Ki! Ki ni shisugite
Ki! Ki! Keeping me so tense that
Ba! Ba! Bangohan nodo wo tooranai
Ba! Ba! It feels like I'm gonna barf soon!
Hitokara tokuson matsuri da zekkyou
We may sing toku karaoke alone, but we can really belt it out!
Cho oma (www)
Wait, you-LOL
Yamero (www) tenin (www)
Stop-LOL-here comes the staff-LOL
Ima wa totsuru na (wwww)
Don't come in here now! LOLOL
Akibaranger!
Hikounin Sentai
The Unofficial Sentai!
Episode 3
The Pain! Drunken Superhero Adventure!
Akagi, you were drinking pretty hard tonight!
Episode 3
The Pain! Drunken Superhero Adventure!
I, after living in abject loneliness for twenty nine years,
am on the verge of attaining my very own Precious!
How could I not drink?!
I'll keep the ball rolling and go on the attack!
Why don't you come work with me? You've got the right body for it.
I already have a job...
You can wear something less embarrassing if you come work with me.
- C'mon, you'd make a lot more money... - Please, I'm trying to work...
What's this?
There's a lot of them lately... guys try to convince the maids to work as hostesses.
You're really bothering me!
So it's gonna be like that, huh?
Grab her!
That's...
Akagi?
Guerrilla Marketer! I won't let you mess with this city!
An Akibaranger...
You got that right!
Grand Delusion!
Bang!
What are you drawing?
This world is beyond your understanding.
Girls!
An enemy's shown up!
Alright!
Nyet's go!
Come on!
Get him, Corporate Drones!
Hey, old guy!
We saw nyou were having some fun, so we decided to drop by!
Good to see you!
I'm pretty sure he's this week's sub-section chief!
Correct.
Cor blimey, he's hot.
Oh, nyothing!
Alright, what kind of aphid are you?!
You can call me...
Kabukichoargynnissagana.
That sexy Green River Light voice!
That's just not fair!
Eh? What, is he damaging you already?
Let me just...
I'm going to take the raw talent from your part of town, make them into beautiful hostesses...
Then add them to the glory of Kabukicho!
That's sexual harassment!
Hey, I can make stuff happen with a snap too!
Boukenger, attack!
Roger that!
Ugh, who's that weirdo?!
Bouken Red, Good Luck Form!
Another official Sentai hero?!
This time there's not even a reason for him to be there!!
So what's with the awful costume? Is it supposed to be funny?
It happened only once in the actual series!
Let's go, Bouken Red!
Right!
Now, run away! Escape!
Boukenger, attack!
Roger!
Bouken Javelin!
SurviBlade!
Is it just me, or is the old guy on fire today?
Nyakiba Red, huh? That could work...
Red Zone Crash!
This isn't working for me.
All I'm supposed to do is recruit new hostesses.
I'll withdraw, for now!
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
Huh?
I guess I'm back!
Hell yeah!
Next time I'll beat him, save the girls, and be super cool!
I didn't really get to do anything that time.
Bleedin' delicious, it was!
I must analyze this further...
So, according to my data, the reason Akagi did so well last night...
Is this!
Biseinen
Booze?!
That's right!
An Akibaranger's power comes from how deluded they are!
So while under the influence, his full delusional potential was unleashed!
I get it!
So we can use the power of alcohol to get even stronger?!
Uh... excuse me.
This has been kinda been bothering me, but...
What's with the outfit? It seems totally different.
That's because this week...
I'm a young boy in elementary school!
A total change in outfit and attitude, huh?
That's so nerdy it hurts, even for me.
But for the Akibarangers...
That pain is a weapon!
Now, everyone! We must undergo special training to unleash your delusion power!
If you ask me, they should've already invented a real Go-Blaster, seriously!
At least in Rescue Mode!
Oh, you've gotta look! Salamandeath was the best, my favorite!
That voice, that face, and that whole thing with his brother!
What kind of special training is this? You're just drinking.
And since I'm underage, there's no point in me being here.
There's totally a point! Hearing us talk about Sentai history is educational for you!
Educational?
Now, now, don't be so sure...
After all, Akagi's Sentai knowledge has proven useful enough in the past.
Like knowing when our chance to win a fight comes along, or summoning a Dekaranger!
And that thing with the Bouken Ranger from yesterday?
Back the fuck up!
It's not Bouken Ranger, it's Boukenger!
GoGo Sentai Boukenger!
Isn't it Boukenger because it's Bouken and Ranger?!
Not Bouken and just "Ger!" What does "Ger" mean by itself, anyway?!
You newfags are all the same! The rest of us got over that during Hurricanger!
Just because you're a huge otaku!
This has nothing to do with fighting, I'm out of here!
Hah, did somebody get owned?! Nyah nyah!
We have an extensive DVD library!
Gan gan gin gin gin gan gan, gan gan gin gin gin gan gan~
Burai
They're the legendary blade that cuts through the galaxy!
Starbeast Sentai... Gingaman!
Welcome!
Hey there! You're drinking?
Just a special occasion! Would you like to join us?
Sounds good!
Good job on today's mission!
Alright, next up is Boukenger!
Yumeria, who do you like from Boukenger?
Master Yaiba!
I like his mature style, and that time he turned Masumi to the dark side was just so SQUEE!
Miss Yumeria... could it be that you're... "rotten"?
No, I'm not.
Even today, there are those willing to risk their lives in search of adventure. These—
Man, I wanna try that one day...
Like, where he saves the heroine and it's super cool!
Like in the Magiranger movie.
I have to say! I am totally...
Great at drinking!
I'm glad I'm not as good as you.
We are invincible!!
Come on out, you stupid Kabuki butterfly!
I found Mitsuki!
Hey, you! I thought you were going home!
Good evening. Have a minute?
I see... so it's you.
White ones, huh?
Hey, you!
It's him! From yesterday!
Hey, you!
It's Kabukicho time!
Daimugen
Now, let's see how powerful their delusions are while drunk!
Daimugen
Are you okay, big sis?!
I should be asking you! You two are totally hammered!
That just means we're super strong!
Let's go!
You're looking kind of cross-eyed, man.
Shaddup!
Grand Delusion!
Graaand Delusion!
Lusion!
BaAang!
Slap, slappy...
I meant to ask this yesterday, but...
Why is there daylight all of a sudden?
Don't be stupid!
Day and night don't exist here! It's our dimension!
And filming at night is a real pain!
But we're not filming anything!
Bronobu, Mitsukisis, lookie!
Help me, Nobuo!
Sayaka!
Who's that?
My...
Future girlfriend!
Another delusion.
These girls are much too fine to be in Akihabara.
I'm taking them to Kabukicho.
No you're not!
I'm gonna save Sayaka!
My favorite drunken-style user is Kirinranger!
Akiba Red!
Akiba Blue.
So, when I said original, I mean it's not gonna be based on my 2D preferences...
Oh, uh, my 2D preferences are...
Pain is power!
Ready?
Unofficial Sentai!
Akibaranger!
Would you two get it together?!
Nobuo! Nobuo!
This is no time to be drunk!
I'm coming to save you, Sayaka!
All of you, get back!
Okay!
Now's your chance, get to safety!
Sayaka!
I'm glad you're okay!
Thank you, Nobuo! You saved me!
Sa-Sayaka?!
Sorry...
I'm not Sayaka, it's just me.
Malshina!
Now, Kabukichoargynnissagana.
Teach Akiba Red a lesson.
I'll take care of it, Malshina.
Now, **** him more!
Take his **** and **** it!
What's the matter? At least try to fight back!
If you don't...
I'll show you paradise...
What the hell? What's wrong with her?
When you say paradise, which one do you mean?
If you mean that paradise, then I'm right with you!
I'm sorry, but I have a total weakness for sexy, seductive, aggressive tops!
They're just too dangerous! I have to scream!
I knew you were a fujoshi!
What's a fujoshi?
You write it with the characters for "rotten woman."
To put it simply, it's a woman who enjoys fantasizing about romance between men!
That doesn't make any sense...
You don't have to understand! Just save me!
Sorry!
It's too moe... I can't breathe!
Are you serious?! Ugh!
You okay? C'mon, get up.
I thought I was doomed...
Because you are!
Save me, Nobuo!
I don't want to be a hostess!
I want to be only yours, Nobuo!
Sayaka!
So there's the real one!
...where'd Malshina go?
Sayaka, I'll save you!
Hang on!
Sayaka! I'm so glad you're okay!
You saved me!
Sorry.
Just me again!
I figured...
Get him, Kabukicho et cetera.
Right.
Being on the ground suits you!
You'll be filthy when I'm done with you...
Make him filthy! Filthy, filthy!
What the hell is going on?!
I think Akagi's heroic delusions and Moegi's fujoshi delusions are jamming each other...
Kirika
Prolly... cuz of the booze!
What's that even mean?
Get your act together!
This is no time to be drunk!
I'm sorry...
Check it out, Akiba Red.
Help me! Help me, Nobuo!
Help me!
Sayaka!
Old guy, don't— oh, come on!
Sayaka, I'm glad you're okay!
Sorry.
Just me again...
Well, I knew.
Stop struggling.
I know you can scream louder than that...
No! No!
Dammit all! When is this going to end?!
I know!
Hiroyo, can you shut the delusion down like the other day?
If we fight once these two sober up...
Hiroyo? Hiroyo!
Dammit, every time! Why are these adults so useless?!
I'm going to have to handle this myself!
Thanks for the help again—wait, what?
Wait, me?
You little fool! Did you really think you could beat me by yourself?
It's impossible!
Taking on impossible challenges...
That's what they call a real adventure!
That was...
From Boukenger Task 20, when Bouken Silver was officially added to the group...
Natsuki said it to Takaoka!
This is just another adventure!
That's what the Chief always says...
Blue... while we were getting sloppy drunk...
Has she been watching Boukenger?
That's why she was in that cafe... to watch the DVDs!
This is no time for us to be divided!
What?!
Sorry! Here's my I'll-finish-my-fantasies-in-a-doujin Kick!
Oh my...
You two...
Thanks to you, we've sobered up!
If I can keep my fetishes under control at work, I can do it here, too!
Next time, do it a little faster, okay?
Good job, Akiba Blue!
Bouken Red!
It's the normal one this time!
The fiery adventurer!
Bouken Red!
I'm here to join you!
Akibarangers, attack!
Roger!
Blue!
Attack!
Hang in there...
The rest is up to you!
Use this penultimate power!
Right, Chief!
Bouken Shovel!
Listen, you...
I like inflicting pain, not feeling it!
This is payback for seeing my underwear!
Now's our chance!
I might not like digging stuff up, but I love burying stuff!
Dig, dig!
You scum!
Finisher, Moe Magnum!
Wait... don't tell me you're...
Here it comes!
That's really playing dirty!
Alright!
We did it! We beat him!
Huh?
Sorry...
I think all that moving around made my booze not agree with me...
You two are pathetic!
We're so sorry!
No more drinking, got it?!
Right! Never again!
I guess I can forgive you, then...
Thank you, Big Sis Mitsuki!
I guess being too delusional can be a bad thing! It was very informative.
From now on we'll fight together as one, without relying on the power of alcohol!
Well, after tomorrow, I won't be taking part in this anymore.
Good luck.
To be continued
My cosplay name is Moegi Yumeria.
Despite how I act, I'm normally a pretty serious office worker.
But sometimes my love of B.L. comes to the surface at work...
I caught one of our new employees getting chewed out by his supervisor, and it was so hot!
My head was spinning and I couldn't focus on work at all!
I got yelled at, and had work overtime because of it, but...
It was the first time I was ever glad about taking this job!
Itakutemo That’s alright!
Even if it hurts, that's alright!
Itsuka sekai wa yume no naka
In my dreams, everything's going to be just fine
Daijoubu That’s alright!
It's okay now, that's alright!
Umaku itteru yume no naka
Everything's just fine now, in my dreams
Ashita wa Akiba no
And tomorrow the same wind will blow
Kaze ga fuku no sa shabadaba
through Akiba like it always does, shabadaba!
A new sub-section chief appears, intent on purifying Nobuo of his worldly desires!
When Blue arrives, she aims a gun at her comrades!
Unofficial Sentai Akibaranger is a work of fiction.
Mitsuki, why have you sold your soul to the devil?!
Unofficial Sentai Akibaranger is a work of fiction.
A Forbidden Delusion Brings With It The Pain of Blue Corruption
Episode 4
A Forbidden Delusion Brings With It The Pain of Blue Corruption
But then another Blue appears?!
Next week, good boys and girls still shouldn't watch!
Episode 4
A Forbidden Delusion Brings With It The Pain of Blue Corruption