Previously, on Kamen Rider OOO.
The medallic monsters born of desire, known as Greed...
Those who oppose them are Hino Eiji, who transforms into Os...
...and Ankh, a Greed who has bizarrely only regenerated his right arm.
When suddenly, a bird-type Yummy that seemingly belongs to Ankh enters the fray...
Happy Birthday to you...
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday...
Happy Birthday to you!
You dragged us out here to hear your debut single?
Is it someone's birthday...?
Congratulations!
One episode from now will be the 1000th episode of Kamen Rider!
Happy 1000th Episode Kamen Rider
How splendid!
I don't think... we've fought in a thousand battles already, have we?
And to celebrate this occasion, I have decided we shall create a Kamen Rider movie!
And you two shall be its stars!
Eiji, we're leaving.
Whoa, hang on...
Ankh!
I believe you have an overwhelming desire to reclaim all your Core Medals, do you not?
Don't you want to know who has them?
Eiji, we're doing this.
Wait, what? Didn't you just say we were leaving!
So, what kind of movie is this?
Miss Satonaka!
Its title is...
"Kamen Rider Os vs Shocker!"
Kamen Rider 1000th Anniversary Special
Hino Eiji, aka Kamen Rider, is a cyborg!
He was transformed by Shocker, a top-secret evil organization bent on world domination!
But with the help of an ex-Shocker scientist, Kamen Rider's sense of justice awakens...
...and he fights against Shocker to ensure all people can be free!
The end!
Now, let me introduce your director!
Team Date
I'm your director, Date.
Welcome to the team!
Celebrating a thousand episodes!?
They don't understand how it feels to be beaten down a thousand damn times!
Cleaning Staff
Want to unleash that desire?
Who the heck are you?
You count the medals one, two, and three!
Life goes on! Anything goes! Coming up OOO!
iranai motanai yume mo minai
You don't need 'em, have 'em, or even dream of 'em
Free na joutai sore mo ii kedo
You're a free man, and that's alright, but...
kokkara hajimaru The show we're waiting for
The show we're waiting for is about to start!
Count the medals one, two, and three!
unmei mo kimi hotokanai
Destiny isn't letting you off that easily
kekkyoku wa susumu shika nai
So the fact is, you'll have to keep pushing on
michinaru tenkai Give me energy
Stuff I'd never seen before, give me energy
Count the medals one, two, and three!
daijoubu ashita wa itsudatte Blank
So don't worry, there's always going to be a fresh start tomorrow
jibun no kachi wa jibun de kimeru mono sa
You're the only one who can decide your worth!
Transform!
OOO! OOO! OOO! OOO! Come on!
Anything Goes sonna kokoro ga atsuku naru mono
Anything Goes, those kind of feelings are what light up your heart
mitasareru mono mo sagashite
Seeking what you need to be fulfilled
Life goes on honki dashite tatakau no nara
Life goes on, so if you fight with everything you have
makeru ki shinai hazu
Then you'll never feel you're going to lose
Count the Episodes!
Since Kamen Rider first went on the air in 1971, to today...
...there have been an amazing nine hundred and ninety nine episodes!
You wish me to be the cameraman for your movie?
Episode 27
1000, a Movie, and a Mook
You may concern yourself with such a juvenile task if you wish. As you can see, I'm very busy.
Not into it, huh?
Ah well, maybe I'll have Chiyoko handle the camera then...
Chiyoko...?
Yeah. That lady who works at that international restaurant called... uh, what was the name...?
Cous Coussier!
Yeah yeah, that! Wait, you know it?
...She's part of your film crew?
Yeah. She used to be part of a theatre troupe, so she is super into it!
If you need a cameraman for this Kamen Rider movie...
...then none shall suffice but myself!
Well then, let's run through our cast and crew.
I, Date, shall be your director.
I'm not trying to be conceited, but expect some harsh criticism from me!
Remember, it's all so we can make motion picture magic!
And to get paid.
I'm getting 10 million for this!
Let's do a good job and earn our pay, what do you say?
Next up, the role of Kamen Rider is also going to me!
...is what I'd like to say, but I'm leaving this one to Hino.
Me? I'd rather not play a major role, to be honest, but... I guess I have to, huh.
Eiji, I've always wanted to be in a movie! So just make me proud, okay?
Well, if you insist... I'll do it for you, Chiyoko.
Next up, Anko'll be playing the Shocker Leader!
Oooh, the big bad, huh?
Brotou, you'll be playing the scientist!
You really want me to!?
Hina, you'll be playing Eiji's love interest!
You want me to be Eiji's love interest!?
Oh, I hit the jackpot there! Your face's turned all red!
Stop that!
I'm so sorry!
Are you alright?
No problemo!
I'm just too strong for my own good, I always mess up like this...
No you don't! Don't worry about it.
Working as my P.A. will be Satonaka!
On one condition. I don't do overtime.
Got it, babe!
Doctor's on the camera!
And lighting and sound's down to Chiyoko!
I don't get a role?
Sorry! We'll fix something up for the sequel!
Got you!
She really does look just like my dead sister.
Who's playing the mook?
Huh? Well, I'm sure we can rope in one of the staff members...
Who're you?
I'm a friend of Kougami's, my name's Mook.
How about I play that mook for you?
He's spawned a Yummy...
Could the one who seeded him have my Core Medals...?
Good to be working with you.
I'll give it my all.
Ankh...
How convenient... I can keep my eye on him and see if it leads anywhere.
The Kamen Rider 1000th Episode Movie...
Team Date!
Alright then. Let's start off by filming Hino's operation scene.
Everyone ready?
Set?
Actioooon!
We shall turn this man into Kamen Rider, Shocker's most powerful creation yet!
Fear not, Hino Eiji. For if love should ever return to your heart—
Cut!
What the fudge!?
Brotou, your performance is so dry this room has zero percent humidity!
Come on man, step outside yourself, give it a little oomph! Have a little fun.
See, that's why you fail at everything!
Hey, Ankh! Was that really necessary?
Don't beat yourself up, okay?
My bad acting's just causing problems for everyone...
...how can I save the world if I can't even salvage a scene...
How is being pessimistic going to help?
Listen to me...
Acting is win-or-lose!
You're an actress! You'll be a great actress! The greatest!
...but I'm a man...
An actress!!!
Hell yes! That was sublime, Chiyoko!
That settles it! We'll let Chiyoko play the scientist instead of Brotou!
Take 2!
Actionnnnn!
We shall turn this man into Kamen Rider, Shocker's most powerful creation yet!
Fear not, Hino Eiji! For if love should ever return to your heart, your sense of justice shall awaken!
Alright, cut! Good work, every...
Chiyoko... Cut?
Good camerawork there, Doctor!
But of course.
And this shot is superb!
Anyone could have done it.
I'm tingling over here!
Come on, Eiji.
Is something the matter?
It's a Yummy. But don't let Date catch on.
Hey, wait!
It's his Yummy, is it?
Just you watch, Kamen Rider.
Soon, my Shocker Beast shall run amok... and destroy you!
...destroy you...!
Damn it!
Another bird Yummy!?
Ankh!
Use these!
What, no ShaUTa?
Just do it.
Transform!
HAWK EEL OCTOPUS
Wait.
Don't finish it off.
That thing's my only lead on more Core Medals!
I want it alive.
Easy for you to say...
Eiji, we're going after that Yummy!
OCTOCAN
Don't just barge into my house.
How'd it go? Did working on a movie about them make your desire to defeat the Riders stronger?
Worked pretty well, I think.
Just the sight of them makes me remember...
These thousand episodes... All the monsters, leaders and mooks we've lost...
Their rage, their pain, their frustration wells up in me...
It stirs my soul... and demands I defeat the Kamen Riders!
I'll beat them... I'll beat the Kamen Riders!
Look. Your desire's birthed a very interesting Yummy.
This is my...
...This is my Shocker Beast!
This is a film, not a damn playground!
Ready? Actiooooooon!
That's good! That's great! That's it... perfect!
It's magnificent...
Stupendous!
Our cyborgs will control the world
and I shall be the one to rule over them!
The world will be my plaything!
If acting's a win-or-lose game, then this time I'll win!
I'll show them I can do it!
Cut!
Cut cut cut cut meow!
What is so interesting that you'd be thinking about it instead of hitting your cue!?
I'm sorry, sir! I'll get it right next time!
No! No more tries!
I've got it! I'll handle the camera, so you play Ambassador Shinigami, Doctor!
Very well.
Go!
In the name of Shocker's glorious Great Leader...
And to our global conquest...
Bueno!
To victory!
Okay!
Eiji, I'm so sorry!
Look out!
Are you alright!?
Mook!
Are you okay?
You saved me...
I'm glad you're okay...
Wait, what am I doing...?
Thank you so much!
I mean, he's a Kamen Rider...
I'm so sorry! I'm causing trouble for you all again...
Not at all...
That's not true, really!
I want to defeat the Kamen Riders!
A Yummy again...
Who was it who seeded the Yummy inside of him...?
Let's go.
What's up?
A Yummy again.
Anko, you're one predictable dude. Well, guess you're just a slave to desire.
But you're not leaving me behind again.
You're the Kamen Riders!?
Well, you've got the rider part right. How about it? Wanna play chicken?
Eww, what the heck is this thing, it's super grotty! What is it!?
Alright, I'm leaving. You guys handle the rest of the clean up for today.
Gotou, are you alright?
All I did was hold you all back...
Don't be like that!
I did too...
The result of your actions was failure. That's the end of it.
What's important is the result.
Look, come on you two, cheer up! This is your big chance!
Chance...?
Really...?
Yeah, it is!
When you mess up, you won't get anywhere by just sulking about it!
If you can learn from your mistakes, then that's your chance to improve!
If I can learn from my mistakes...
...then that's my chance to improve?
Are you a Kamen Rider!?
You're one too, huh!?
Quit doing donuts on a public street!
Another Yummy, huh?
Eiji.
Transform!
HAWK TIGER GRASSHOPPER
TaToBa TaToBa TaToBa
I'll beat all the Kamen Riders!
I'll beat you all!
That's it... get him! Crush him!
Working hard, huh?
Maybe I should put some time in, too...
Transform.
Now then, let's get down to work!
I'll beat you! Beat you! Beat you up!
SHOVEL ARM
Once more!
Nice haul!
So there you are.
Nice one, Brotou!
Eiji, use ShaUTa.
But you know my condition.
Take the bird Yummy alive, right?
This is bad... stop Birth, quickly!
It's over...
CELL BURST
Wait, Date!
What the hell was that, Hino!? Damn...!
Brotou!
Are you alright, Brotou!?
Date!
You're finished!
ORCA EEL OCTOPUS
Sha-Sha-ShaUTa... Sha-Sha-ShaUTa!
SCANNING CHARGE
Next time, on Kamen Rider OOO...
It's finally Kamen Rider's 1000th episode!
We're gonna make this the best Rider movie ever!
Splendid!
TaToBa!?
We're raring to go!
Make sure you tune in next week!
Episode 28
1000, Kamen Rider, and a Birthday