Previously, on Kamen Rider Fourze...
I'm not sure why, but Kijima has called me out for some reason.
"The Open Mic From Hell!"
There's plenty of people who drool at the chance for superhuman power.
Cancer is operating on his own again.
He's a talented young man. Let him do as he pleases.
Why can't I transform?!
Because Cancer has learned your identity.
Super...nova!
Come on, come on...!
Are you even trying?
It's not working!
Please... You have to let me transform into Meteor!
This will be the last time we speak.
I'll be along shortly to collect the Driver.
Wait... Come on, wait!
Don't take being Meteor away from me...
Sorry, but it's time I wrap this show up.
He's back to normal?
Withdraw for the moment, Cancer.
Why?
For now, if you keep using your power,
the cosmic energy will destroy you from the inside out.
Well, I guess a freshly molted crab is still in a delicate state...
But, one last thing...
Hup!
I'll be waiting for you at 3 PM, in the classroom for 2-B.
Ryusei?
Ryusei! Are you okay?
Hey, Ryusei! What was that all about?!
He took... my soul...
Ryusei!
I would have never guessed you could tap into the power of the Supernova without my instruction.
Naturally! I might be a comedian,
but I also have something in common with a boxer who's throwing a fight.
Do you know why?
Because for what happened, you didn't need any help.
Oh wow!
I had no idea your sense of humor was so sharp, Chairman!
This isn't a joke, Cancer!
Of course it is!
You see, with me, everything is a joke...
And I don't believe any of the students you so seriously taught actually achieved this...
"Supernova" thingie, have they...?
You little wretch!
Hey, that reminds me!
To tell the truth, I think I'm on the verge of reeling in a particularly juicy fish.
Oh, yes!
I'll inform you of the details, as soon as I've hooked him.
Enough of this nonsense!
The rate of Cancer's evolution is astounding.
But perhaps he's grown too much, too quickly...
Space... the final frontier, filled with infinite cosmic energy.
These young people will open the door to the future of space with Astro Switches.
Space is in your hands.
Reach out and seize the universe!
Fourze!
Ikouze!
Let's go!
Oh yeah!
High! School! kara hosouchuu
Coming to you live from high school
Burger katate hungry na everyday
Eating a hamburger because I'm hungry every day
Mada mada tarinai
But it's not enough
Yume wa large size
My dreams are large-sized
Come on, Switch On
Retrofuture sonnano fusaiyou
I don't need your retro-futurism
Omoitsuki image mirai he blast off!
I've got my own idea for the future I wanna blast off into
Koushiki nanka imi ga nai
Who cares about the official story?
Hito no hanashi dake de
Don't try and act like you can understand
Shitta ki ni naranai de
Just from hearing someone else's explanation
Kakan ni tough ni challenge
You better brace for a tough challenge
Genkai nante bukkowashiteyare jibun no te de
It's time you blast past the outer limits yourself!
Switch On!
Kinou yori step up
Take a step up from where you were yesterday!
Go win! Go win! My Friends taikiken datte toppashite
Gonna win it all with my friends as we fly up through the atmosphere!
Switch On!
Tabidachi no countdown
It's a countdown to our launch
Tomaranai Growing chou shigeki teki School Days
You never stop growing through these explosive school days!
Ikouze!
Let's go!
Fourze, yeah!
The Star Shower Resumes
He's coming to!
Thank goodness!
2:50 PM...
Hey, wait up!
This is Cancer you're dealing with. I'm going with you.
No...
That's not necessary. This doesn't concern you—
We're all part of the Kamen Rider Club.
Why won't you tell us what's going on?
Too naive...
You don't have to worry. I can take care of myself.
This is Sakuta.
Mr. Iseki has developed a sudden fever.
Jirou's got a fever?!
He's calling out your name deliriously.
Ryu...sei...
Alright, I'm headed right...
...Well, I'll be there as soon as I can.
So, don't let him die... Please, keep him alive!
Who's Jirou?
A friend of yours?
What if he is?
This is your friend's life you're talking about, right?
That's right.
I'd go right now if I could.
But...
I have to meet with Kijima!
There's nothing else I can do.
Let's go!
We're going together.
Hey, Ryu! I see you had to go crying for help.
I have to say, you're delusional if you think Fourze's going to be able to beat me.
Nobody said that's why I was here.
There's somewhere this guy needs to be right now, and it's important.
So I'm here to take his place.
I never asked you to do that!
Y'know, Kisaragi...
I really hate people with whom I can easily tell what they're thinking, like you.
So hate me, then.
But take my soul out, in place of his.
Why?!
I'm not sure I know.
But, I get the feeling I might be able to see you smile for real, if I do this.
You're going to risk your life just to get me to smile?!
If Gentarou's isn't enough, we'll throw in our souls as well.
You people...
Don't... You guys don't have to do this!
Ryusei, you're part of this club.
As Chairwoman, I can't just stand by.
Miu, you're stealing all my good lines again!
You don't get a chance to gamble your soul every day.
And I can't just stand by while the ladies play this game.
I don't really wanna do this at all, but...
I also don't wanna be the only one sitting it out.
So there you have it.
Well? You won't get a chance to obtain a set of souls like this very often.
Well, I'll be damned!
It's like I'm in "Run, Melos!"
I understand.
Fair enough.
A party with this many fools present would have to be interesting.
Now, then...
A trade — your souls for Ryu's. Here.
You've got an hour.
But if you're even a minute late getting back,
none of them are ever going to wake up again.
You're all being really stupid.
Fine.
I'll be back at 4.
I promise I'll be back by then.
And you'll release them when I get back.
You betcha.
Ryusei!
Will he make it...? Can he make it...?
Here.
Well, just waiting would be boring.
Let's start "The Open Mic From Hell" again.
If you can make me laugh, you get your soul back.
Jirou!
Jirou...!
I'm going to give him something for the fever.
Please talk to him. It might help.
Jirou, it's me. I'm asking you to hang in a little longer!
I swear I'll find Aries and free you!
We just have to make you laugh, right?
Alright, I'll go!
Time for a joke about the latest New York celebrity gossip—
Nope.
Miu!
Y'know, I never liked her.
How could you do that to Miu?!
Was that your joke?
No, it wasn't!
Well, it wasn't funny either way.
You asshole...!
THREE
TWO
ONE
Transform!
Alright! It's space t—
Calm down, Kisaragi! He can cut your soul!
Bring it on, then! Lemme go, Kengo!
Who's gonna try next?
Jirou... I wanna see you smile again.
I'm wiling to risk my life for that chance.
So, I'm begging you..!
I'm going to give you one last chance.
I'll authorize a transformation into Meteor.
I'll also provide you with a Switch that will power you up.
Really?!
But you need to come to the lighthouse by the wharf, by 4 PM.
By four?!
I can't... If I do that, I won't be back in time for the Rider Club!
It's the retrograde moon, Sinopedes!
Smash!
Oh man! He's really terran Earth up!
This number always cracks everybody up.
I challenge you to a funny faces competition!
...No.
Kijima. If you hear this joke,
even you will have to laugh!
Yeah, get on with it.
A friend of mine got me into gardening once.
And we'd get into fights sometimes, but there was one thing we always agreed on!
We both had the best buds!
Get it, "best buds"?! Oh man, that's hilarious—
Gentarou!
I'm sorry... I can't follow this order.
There's something I need to do!
Looks like he's not coming.
Almost time...
Three...
Two...
One...
Ryusei!
Aw... You made it.
I guess you're just as dumb as they are.
I don't care. This was the only thing I could do.
You were going to trade them for my ring.
Release their souls.
Maybe if you can make me laugh...
That wasn't the deal!
It's not my fault they wanted to try The Open Mic From Hell.
At this point, the only thing you can do is make me laugh, or they're not getting back jack.
I have to say, I'm a little worried!
It's like I can barely control all this power!
You asshole!
It's too much, Ryusei!
I will crush you...
Aw, nope, nope, nope.
I'm not done...
I didn't realize you were this stupid!
Did you think an ordinary human ever had a chance?
That's hilarious, seriously!
You just laughed...
I'm sure you just laughed.
...No, I didn't!
You said something similar the last time we fought.
I had a feeling you'd do it again.
That's hilarious!
What a joke!
No matter how it happened, I did manage to make you laugh.
Hang on...
—New York, not Newark!
Everybody sing!
I said Saturn, not Satan!
Try this!
Get it?! Best buds!
I win.
Thank goodness...
Ryusei.
I knew you'd be back.
You reminded me of something.
In the end, you guys and I aren't all that different.
Ryusei, I can handle the rest.
THREE
TWO
ONE
Transform!
ROCKET ON
It's space time!
Where are you going?
Time to dazzle them with my Supernova!
Can you hear me, Tachibana?
Please respond!
I learned how much their smiles meant to me.
They believed in me when I've been lying to them this whole time,
and I need to repay my debt to the Kamen Rider Club!
I know I'm late! But I'm going to ask again anyways.
Please, don't make me regret this!
I don't want anyone else to end up like Jirou!
Gen!
You guys okay?
You should be more worried about that...
Supernova!
And now the star dawns his costume for the finale!
I'm still not gonna lose!
I can't afford to go down!
Try this!
GATLING
LAUNCHER ON GATLING ON
Needs more guns.
It's not working!
Alright, try this!
CLAW
CLAW ON
If begging won't change your mind...!
That's the Meteor Storm Switch.
Consider it my own response to your answer.
Tachibana...
You made the right choice.
If you had abandoned Fourze and his friends, you never would have gained that Switch.
Make sure you deal with Cancer this time.
If he survives this time, you'll be cut off permanently.
Save your concern for someone who needs it.
I'm not going to lose this time.
METEOR, READY?
Transform!
Rider Rocket Drill Kick!
Not even close!
Gentarou!
Gen!
This is bad!
Meteor...
I guess Meteor's back in action, huh?
More like I've evolved.
METEOR STORM!
METEOR ON, READY?
Meteor can change States now?!
Kamen Rider Meteor Storm.
My fate will call down a storm!
I'll snip you just as easily as before!
Your opening act won't cut it!
Supernova!
There's nobody who can crack open the almighty Cancer's shell!
You sure about that?
I'm about to shatter your shell along with that inflated ego!
LIMIT BREAK
Wait!
Cancer has an inordinate amount of energy contained within him right now!
If you beat him, it could potentially wipe out the entire city!
Don't worry.
Eat this!
OK!
Meteor Storm Punisher!
You think that thing can crack open the omnipotent Cancer Nova?
What do I have... in common with a used punching bag?
The answer is...
We're both thoroughly beaten...
He got him!
Amazing...
It absorbed the energy inside Cancer and used it against him.
Kijima!
The Horoscopes are not allowed to fail.
Wa...wait!
I still have one trick left!
I know who Meteor is.
If I can just tell the Chairman...
However, that won't be necessary.
Why...?
I'd rather you simply disappear.
What are you doing, Libra?
It looks like the police are snooping around the school again.
With the way that incidents are repeatedly happening within the school grounds, we can't just...
It would be a shame to make Master Gamou dirty his hands with this business again.
Virgo. Send this officer to the Dark Nebula.
Don't... Stop!
Very well.
He should be stable now.
Although, we have to keep our eyes on him...
That's a relief, isn't it?
Good job, Jirou.
Just hang in a little longer.
Tachibana.
I defeated Cancer, but lost track of Kijima...
It's fine. Your secret is safe, for now.
Hey, Ryusei!
Did it work out? With your friend.
Yes... He's going to be fine.
That's great!
Awesome!
For once, I genuinely do owe these guys my gratitude.
That's great, Ryusei!
It's not the time yet...
You're one stubborn dude.
I'm not giving up until we see you smiling sincerely!
Kamen Rider Fourze.
Starting today I, Mr. Ohsugi, will be your homeroom teacher!
You can't trust people just because they say they want to be friends.
Barely started the new semester, and we've already got a worst-case scenario...
Switch on your school days!
Switch 29
Silent Treatment From Juniors